I don't even know what this blog is but HELLO I'm Emily. I'm a 17 year old Canadian. I like acting, singing, writing, and I do a lot of sobbing and screaming and flailing.

Chances are you probably don't know me. and if you do, chances are you probably wish you didn't.

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rneerkat:

arteries will always hold a special place in my heart

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jontronshat:

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jontronshat:

when you find a very funny meme

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when you show your friend the humorous meme

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and he also has a giggle at it

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lotsofsnakes:

thankyouma-am:

Fun fact, not a yawn, popping it’s jaw back together after eating

this is indeed a yawn as he did not eat prior to this gif, as i am his owner

test administrator: when you finish your test go back and read over your answers
me: i'm never goin back the past is in the past

markdoesstuff:

ninjadp:

zielloos:

trepanties:

laterinthecaveoflesbians:

greatwhiteprivilege:

people who’ve never experienced financial woes: ummmm why dont you just work 100 hours a week, sell everything you own, including your organs lol?

"McDonald’s is always hiring! :)"

"Ask for more hours!"

"Get a better job. You’re just being lazy! "

"Just go out and apply! There’s plenty of jobs out there!"

"Just borrow from your parents/friends if you need help!"

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carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

a couple of years ago my brother asked me if I remembered being kidnapped as a toddler and I thought he was just trying to scare me like he usually did when I was a preteen/teenager

until I asked my mom and she confirmed it

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greed:

when someone you hate is having a bad day

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meladoodle:

yeah i understand you’re charging me for bank robbery, but i licked the money so therefore it is mine

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I told my boyfriend not to get me anything for Christmas, this was his response.

Just-

FUCK.